Captain Bosko! Hurry! Send the Croatian Special Forces to save Pensacola from the alien squid, just as you did in Malaysia!
Lovely as usual Gene! Hope all is well in Pensacola.
It looks like everyone was trying to figure out what the dark smudge was in the sky. Little did they know that malevolent aliens with an imperfect invisibility cloaking device were headed their way to deploy a ravenous, tourist-eating squid. (For new BeachZappers, see the origin of the alien squid in Coral Bay, Malaysia http://tinyurl.com/o4xdnu)